Now, now girls, don’t be so jealous! Yes, you have been the centre of attraction for all the guys in your locality, but do you realise that in every locality, every Mohalla, there is one AUNTY out there to give you some stiff competition! Yeah, the guys are smirking and I can see that naughty smile on their face already. The one that lights up by remembering that aunty you had a crush on, right?
The sexy aunty who always wore dresses that were taboo for a family lady! Those sleeveless deep cut blouses, that extra layer of makeup, those beautiful, alluring, heavily kohled eyes that you always found attractive and excruciatingly inviting, and those also gave you the courage to talk to her on the pretext of finding some stupid information about the local doodhwala or some other crap! Remember those days? Yeah, now we are talking, aren’t we?
Well, this is really amusing as every guy will have a nostalgic story about such an aunty crush he had at a young age. It doesn’t mean that the aunty was seducing or inviting the young boys, but just that, boys found one lady special enough to consider her sexy instead of considering her as a mother figure (what crap???), like all the other women in the colony! And yes, this lady is always well-aware of her powers and makes some real good use of them too, well, at least boys tend to think like that!
How else would you explain aunty’s inviting her most ardent admirer (who would be blushing like a naveli dulhan, just because aunty is there), and make that timid lad sit in her lap! And that! I tell you, causes a lot of baby heart attacks you know! Every young boy of the mohalla wants to impress the aunty with his half-witted, half-developed brain and intelligence, which are usually found in their knees! To be able to hear her talk, smile, and laugh is like being in a paradise!
And if she showers her attention on you, even if for those pathetic 15 seconds, it is the best day of life! The only sad part in this entire story is, when aunty has to be with her husband! Jealousy shows its true pangs during that time and how badly they want to steal her away from the whole world and run away with her. Alas, that is not to be so and will never happen! (Let’s pray so) It is not to say that such sexy aunties are no longer there! One special lady who oozes her charms and sexuality without even trying, is every boy’s fantasy and still to be found quite easily.
All you need is the eye to notice her and then fall for her! Trust me guys, just enjoy the sight, and don’t do anything stupid or else the sexy aunty is quite capable of handling voyeurs like you! Do I have your attention or you are already looking at your fantasy? Hello, you there?? Well, just enjoy!
