Shag Away These 7 Masturbation Myths… For Good

Just like sex, masturbation is a taboo and a major topic of discussion. Where men usually bring up the topic jokingly, women prefer whispering about the same.

You rarely hear a serious conversation about masturbation.

In order to propel discussion on the related subject, it is firstly important to accept masturbation as a natural act and not see it as something shameful.

There are many benefits of masturbating and side-effects, if done excessively. You may also come across certain myths about the same that you need to do away with immediately –

Masturbation Myths

Myth 1 – Masturbation is for a Certain Age Group Only

People of all ages masturbate

There is no age bar when it comes to masturbation. It is an act in which you can engage at any point of time in life. Usually, puberty hits boys around the age of 13 years and lasts throughout their lives. As per surveys conducted, 70-95% of males and females masturbate to cater to their sexual needs.

Myth 2 – Masturbation is Fake Sex

Masturbation is not fake sex

Masturbation arouses people, just like sex does. Erection, natural lubrication and ejaculation are all part of it. Besides, while ejaculation, people experience real orgasm, which is healthy. Health experts claim that masturbation is as real as kissing, having intercourse and reaching orgasm while at it.

Myth 3 – Women Don’t Masturbate

Women do masturbate

Women DO masturbate. They have needs, just like men. Obviously, the way they masturbate is different as compared to men; their methods vary, too. Where some women prefer watching porn during the act, others fantasise their wishes while going on with the business. But yes, saying that women do not masturbate is totally false.

Myth 4 – Masturbation Causes Blindness

Masturbation does not cause blindness

This is one of the most ridiculous fables related to masturbation. When doctors claim the act as having medical benefits, why do people contradict it with nonsensical claims? Instead, it facilitates in stress relief, keeping menstrual cramps at bay and PMS.

Myth 5 – Couples Do Not Masturbate

Couples masturbate, too

Wrong. Regardless of whether people are single or in a relationship, the urge to masturbate comes naturally. In fact, people in relationships at times masturbate together. It is also a common for people in relationship to feel jealous of one another when they masturbate and link it to cheating. Such couples need to realise that people have different levels of sexual desire and there is nothing wrong with it.

Myth 6 – Only Adults Masturbate

Though not like adults, children masturbate, too

It is also a common notion among adults that only they masturbate because they “know” sex. Children also engage in masturbation, but not how adults know them. Even the younger ones touch themselves, but not like the adults do. They are just curious and it feels good when they touch their genitals. Ultrasounds have been found showing foetuses touching their sex organs while in the utero.

Myth 7 – Masturbation Causes STDs

Masturbation does not cause STDs

Sexually transmitted disease is caused only through skin-to-skin contact. Other than that, transmission of bodily fluids is another reason for contracting STDs. Since both of these do not occur during masturbation, contracting STDs is impossible.

How To Hire A Dedicated Boyfriend!

*This is a fictional piece, written for entertainment purposes only*

Anika was nursing her fourth messy break-up in two months.

Was it her own high demands the reason behind the heartbreaks? Or was she expecting just too much out of a relationship?

Did anybody really have a ‘happily ever after’, she wondered.

While she was browsing through the newspapers, a thought struck her. Why not ‘hire’ a boyfriend? A custom-designed guy who would hang out with her and be a dedicated partner for life. And if she manages to fall in love with him, great! She would immediately arrange for a screening process where prospective ‘boyfriends’ can come and get ‘hired’. She would also pay them handsomely, so more and more guys would apply.

She was never really worried about the turnout. After all, it’s the same society where Rakhi Sawant’s swayamwar gets more mileage than politics. She was worried about what and what not to ask, in order to filter out the flak from the bunch. Once she saw the number of guys who had come for the ‘job’, she instinctively knew what to do.

She took a deep breath and called her first ‘prospect’ to the interview chambers.

‘Hey, thanks for coming. Your name?’ She asked. Her tone was playful bordering on sing-song so that the guy didn’t feel nervous about the whole ‘weird’ set up.

‘Ajay. Don’t thank me. I am here only for the money.’ He said. His tone was playful too.

‘Umm…right. Well, what qualities you have that I should hire you?’

‘As I said, I am here for the big bucks. So, I will stay faithful as long as crap doesn’t hit the roof’. He paused and looked her in the eye. He was the type who knew what he wanted. ‘Anything else?’

‘Did you ever have a girlfriend?’

‘If I did, I wouldn’t be here. You’ll be my first’. Hmmm.

‘Please drop your CV and application form here. I shall let you know.’

He walked away without as much as a glance in her direction. She didn’t bother about it either. It was her parade, after all.

The second guy to walk in was quite cool. She liked him. Hmm.

‘Hi, thanks for coming. Your name?’

‘Rahul, mam’, he smiled. He had a nice smile…hmm.

‘Tell me…why do you want to apply for this post?’

‘I have been FB-stalking, Instgram-stalking, iOS-mapping and generally following you around since you moved into my neighbourhood two months ago.’

‘Wha…?’ She was stunned. Who the hell was this guy!

‘Yes, mam. I didn’t like your third boyfriend. Cheap tipper. But the second one? He was okay. I liked the last one…a little bossy, but cute.’

‘Get out’

‘Uh? I am here to get hired right away’

‘Get out of here, you freak’

‘Oh…I am the freak? You have organized this crazy shit. Who ‘hires’ love?’

‘Goddamn it. This is just to get back with my ex. Now get out!’

‘Which ex?’

‘Get out or I will call the security…WATCHMAN!’

‘Mam, I am the watchman’. He smiled. His smile was blank, his eyes were blank, but his hands were slowly reaching out to his favourite ‘malkin’.

11 Things That Instantly Make You LESS Attractive!

If you think good looks, chiseled body and happening clothes can make any one attractive and enticing, then you have wrong notions. Of course these traits adds on to  attraction  but certain things which are done by some good looking men and women make them appear like a ‘duh’.

Below are some things that instantly make you less attractive!

1. Being rude and complaining way too much.

Nobody would like you to be rude towards anybody especially when you talk badly to service industry people. How someone treats people tell a lot about their personality.

2. When guys smell awful.

Anybody will feel disgusted if they meet people who smell terrible.

3. When they have no passion…goals in life.

Your attitude towards life and career can actually make you appear in good or bad light. Being dependent is very big turn off for any one.

4. When guys try to be like others and not yourself.

Being yourself, accepting the way you are or loving thyself is more attractive than concealing your own identity. If you are vying to be some other in order to create a good impression then you are on a wrong path.

5. Lazy for anything and everything.

If you are the chairman of the lazy club is not a good post at all. Being a doormat is not at all appreciated. So thwart that passive mode and get going now.

6. Over confident or not at all confident

No one would agree that they are over co if you not confident and fidgeting all the times then you must stop it right away.

7. Argumentative- no matter what we will defy all.

Person who get easily offended and find most of things offensive let us make hit that turn off button.

8. Who likes to shout at top of the voice with a shrill tone!

This trait is very important as high pitched tone is hated by all. Try and lower your voice in all situations so that you can appear sane and attractive every time.

9. When they behave as Mr. /Ms. I Know It All and those are close minded.

People who showcase themselves as if they are best in everything and know everything must stop doing it. Instead one should be humble enough to stand up and say that they would

10. Who are married to their phones!

People who have their heads always in their PCs, laptops ans mobile can make any one annoy. If you really want to be welcomed by all then one should stop being glued to your mobile screens.

11. Way too Judgemental and Pessimist!

Those who have pre conceived notions on everything and who too pessimist and close minded.

One should not only put their effort into their presentation and their looks but also in their behaviour to be attractive till eternity.

First Sex Date With GF or BF! Know These 6 Things Clearly!

Yes, I am talking about that very special date with your partner where you decide to take a plunge into another level of your relationship and create some very special moments together.

Whether it is an absolute love and emotion filled moment for you or the one where you feel you have simply given voice to your carnal urges (pun intended), you just need to keep certain things in mind before you sink in.

And here are the prime 6s you need to know clearly before your first sex date:

1. Most Important: Relationship Qualms After The Date

Please, figure this one out unmistakably, before you climb the bed together. If at all, any of you is yet not ready to be committed,  please be vocal about it, and express clearly that, having a sex date will not be a binding sign for any of you. Clarify, that the relationship status remains as was, unless you both are ready to talk about it and move a level up, for many other reasons, and not only this one sex date. Having this clarity will save you from many dirty situations later.

2. Make Sure Both Are Equally Up To It

If any of you is not up to the mark in the WANT section, chances are, you will spoil your first sex date. Having a half reluctant, half excited partner for your first time experience is not advisable. So make sure you both are on the same page and you both really want to do this.

3. Protection Calls

You are ought to use protection (you must, come what may). Therefore, make necessary arrangements for it. If you are a boy, it is definitely your department and you can use this subject to build-up the excitement and make some research on the most pleasurable ones that will help you to make this experience memorable. If you are a girl, you can too, by all means, take the responsibility to buy a pack you would like him to use. You can sex-flirt with him playfully about his choices.

4. Prepare Yourself Physically

Make sure you are prepared in every possible way, including your body. Unwanted hair, body odours and other such distractions must be eliminated before you meet for that delightful experience. If at all you guys are at a comfortable podium, you can ask each other about what your partner would like you wear for that special day, inside and outside.

5. Keep Your Nerves On A Balanced Note

The pre-date preparations or the thoughts are going to excite you way too much. And it can result in too high expectations of your first experience. Do not do that to yourself. Get steady on a balanced note. Don’t expect too high. Don’t expect too less either. Do not discuss it too much with your partner before the D day. Just go with a calming flow, relax your nerves and let the whole course of heavenly exploration unfold naturally.

6. Take It Slow And Watch Out For Reactions

And then, the D day comes! So, when you are in the act, and since it is your first time with that person, you need to take it at a steady pace, without rushing in. You have to keep your eyes and ears open to the reactions at your touches and moves. Try to understand what pleases your partner and what is taken a little unwillingly. Try not to repeat that. Be the caring and compassionate partner for this very special experience. It will take your relationship to another level of bonding and understanding altogether.

First sex date with a person is always remembered, whether you remain in the bond together or not. Make sure it is remembered on a positive note and you smile each time you think about it.

Go for it!

Sex Insights For Women To Experience Maximum Pleasure

Many women deprive themselves of knowledge on sex and eventually settle for the traditional missionary position in the bedroom.

If you have been one of these persons, such ignorance will make you as clueless about sex as a person can be in regards with your body. Some women even struggle in finding their g-spot or the clitoris.

Monotony in sex does not work for both partners. In order to keep the bedroom experience spiced up, it is important that you educate yourself about sex.

Follow these guidelines confidently as they will certainly improve your sex life –

Dim Lights, Music and Sexy Clothes Work Every Time

 

It is true that lingerie does not suit every woman. Nevertheless, trying on sexy clothing that compliments you can work in your favour. While this brings you confidence to entice your partner, do not forget the complementary additions which can be a soothing tune and dim lights. A close dance or a strip show might really set up the mood for passionate sex.

Know What You Want

 

Losing control during sex is easy. Though there is nothing wrong with the same, you will lose out on a lot of pleasure moments. When you know what you want, you can derive and give maximum pleasure at the same time. If you feel like it, take control of the situation; sync with the thrusts of your partner of optimum results.

Communication is the Key

 

When you are knowledgeable about sex, you will find a lot of areas to explore. If you have an understanding partner, communicating with him can do wonders for the both of you. You can start with a hypothetical situation giving him a hint as to what you might want. Be it role play, hand cuffs or blindfold sex, once your partner gets the gist, it is what you will get.

Add Words Like “Slow down”, “Harder”, “Stop” in Your Dictionary

 

There might be times when you may not like the performance of your partner. It is essential that you speak up and not just lie there and take it. By guiding him, you can get maximum pleasure out of the experience. Using these words and many others can help practice phenomenal sex and bring in experimentations time and again.

Play with Yourself

 

Many women find the thought of masturbating gross. Here’s a question – how do you expect someone to pleasure you when you cannot pleasure yourself? Masturbating is fine. Once you begin doing so, you will appreciate your body and will learn new techniques that might help you relieve yourself in the absence of your partner. Moreover, by having a partner, you can guide him as to how you like being touched.

Do Not Constrain the Moans

 

While in bed, if you like what your partner is doing, inspire him to continue. Show your approval with moans and using words that might encourage him to perform better. You can also guide as to where he can place his mouth or his hands. If you already have a confident partner, you will receive immense pleasure as the man would want to show his sexual prowess, too. This will not be a competition, but an amalgamation of ideas.

Orgasm Should Be the Last Thing on Your Mind

 

The thing about sex is that the more you think about orgasm, the less are the chances of you getting it. Not reaching climax will add pressure on you and hinder the experience on the whole. Not knowing when the surprise will arrive is all the more exciting and when it comes, you will be pleasured thoroughly.

Urinate Immediately after Sex

 

If you are a cuddler, we would recommend keeping it second on the list after sex. The first thing you need to do is take a leak, for it is seen as one of the most effective measures to keep any kind of urinary infection at bay.

Girls’ Thoughts On Sex Are Important, But Guys’ Thoughts? Who Cares!

Sex!

Oh no, am not talking about the act, but the gender!

Didn’t get it? I mean gender as in male or female!

Yeah, the world is always fair to the fairer sex when it comes to the topic of sex! No doubt, women have been used and exploited as objects of sex and for that, as a man, my head will always hang in shame, but times are changing now and the evolving women of our world are beginning to have a major say in their bedrooms!

And they are voicing their opinions, their tastes, their likings and disliking etc. quite openly and on every possible forum!

Don’t believe me?

Check out girls thoughts on sex in various publications, on websites, at chat shows on TV, and on social media and every possible media outlet that cares to listen (and trust me, there are millions of such platforms eager to listen to them!!) and you’ll find that they lap up every thought or maybe even a giggle about sex as long as it comes from a girl!

                                 

What kind of a man you like in bed? What is the size you prefer in your man? How do you want your man to love you in bed? The list of such questions goes longer than the distance between our earth and the sun four times over! No offence to ladies, but they also happily share their views! They should actually, ours is a democratic country! Every opinion matters!

My question is why are men just branded sex-freaks, despos, sex-obsessed etc. without listening to their side of the story? Does anyone care to listen about what kind of girls men want? What kind of sexual partner men are looking for? What brings them happiness and satisfaction in bed? Mind you, this kind of list will also be long enough to compete with the list for women!!

But no, there isn’t such a craze to understand man’s views or opinions about sex! We are just considered to be getting it all anyways and bunk hum theories keep coming up with weird statistics that men think about sex every 7 seconds! Like what the hell? Be reasonable, 7 seconds is way too much, make it at least 9 or 10 seconds? We also feel hungry, sleepy, tired etc. and are not horny 24X7! Damn it, we work also! No, don’t let your imagination fly again that the only work we know is in a bed! But if you thought so, great! At least for a change you might agree that men do some great wonders in bed and are not to be blamed for women being unsatisfied in their sexual encounters! Okay, well some men might fail you, but not all of them!

Well, to cut it short, it is high time that when it comes to women equality and hearing their voice about everything, including sex, men should also be given the same opportunity to voice their opinions about their favourite topic, sex!

Then we’ll see who is naughtier and who has a bigger sex appeal and who makes whom happy!

Sharing Sexual Secrets With Friends Can Lead To This! Are You Ready?

Friends are our second family after our real family!

The best buddies, the partners in crime, the emotional pillow to snuggle on in times of need and what not! However, only a few friendships survive the test of time and most wither away due to circumstances, personal priorities and unavoidable situations of life.

Can you trust them?

Yes you can, but for how long and how many of them, no one can say! That is why even in friendships, there should be a line drawn when it comes to sharing your intimate details. These details, especially of a sexual nature may initially sound fun or totally harmless, but in the long run they might turn to be your worst nightmares.

                          

Let me explain, in detail, the pitfalls of sharing your sexual secrets with your friends:

1) You Become An Easy Gossip Target

Unless it is your very close friend or buddy, and sometimes not even them, sharing your sexual life is only going to become part of the gossip machine! Sex is something that is still taboo in our country and for good or bad, it is still one of the most talked about things even if in hush-hush tones. To avoid being the centre of attraction for what you did inside a closed room, it is better to leave it there only!

2) You Are Providing Object Of Fun Served On The Plate

Not all your friends are going to help you with suggestions about how to improve your sex-life or solve your sex-related issues, but for sure it is going to be a topic of immense interest for them. No wonder, you’ll soon be an object of fun behind your back for people in your circle and even outside! You never know, they would start sharing dirty jokes with your name on them.

3) Ridiculed For Something That The Whole World Does

Opening about your sexual activities also makes you an easy target of fun and ridicule. Not only it does a character assassination, it also paints a biased and distorted image of you in front of the whole world. Sex, instead of becoming an act of pleasure, becomes a torture when you’re being targeted for something that everyone does, but hardly share!

4) Blackmail Comes Easy Your Way

This is true especially for girls who trust their friends way too much by sharing intimate and explicit details about their sex life, just to boast about it or to get an opinion. Such friends might take advantage by blackmailing about leaking that information or any texts or pictures that you may have shared. The social stigma associated with it is very hard to ignore or to live with given how the society functions in our country. It may be an orthodox way of thinking, but one can’t change the thinking of an entire society overnight, so it is better to mend your own ways!

5) Job Hazards

Your friends at work or otherwise who are privy to such intimate details, might use is against you. Also, if employers come to know of this, it can adversely affect your job, as the employers may not trust you with keeping secrets. Also, with the advancement in technology, whatever you text or share online, will always remain available for those trying to access it! Nothing is deleted permanently, ever!

6) Your Social Standing Is Affected Adversly

Societal pressures can make it difficult not only for you, but also for your family as well. Unless you and your entire family is immune to such things, and that is a big exception, such secrets coming out in public can literally cause a lot of embarrassment and have an impact on your relations in and out of the family.

Having sex related discussions are harmless, but when it comes to sharing your sex-life, it is advisable to be very careful!

Why to spoil the fun and make sex difficult?

Keep it to yourself and your partner!

Every Mohalla Has A Sexy Aunty! Here, This Is The Story, of SEXY AUNTY!

 Now, now girls, don’t be so jealous! Yes, you have been the centre of attraction for all the guys in your locality, but do you realise that in every locality, every Mohalla, there is one AUNTY out there to give you some stiff competition! Yeah, the guys are smirking and I can see that naughty smile on their face already. The one that lights up by remembering that aunty you had a crush on, right? 

 The sexy aunty who always wore dresses that were taboo for a family lady! Those sleeveless deep cut blouses, that extra layer of makeup, those beautiful, alluring, heavily kohled eyes that you always found attractive and excruciatingly inviting, and those also gave you the courage to talk to her on the pretext of finding some stupid information about the local doodhwala or some other crap! Remember those days? Yeah, now we are talking, aren’t we? 


 Well, this is really amusing as every guy will have a nostalgic story about such an aunty crush he had at a young age. It doesn’t mean that the aunty was seducing or inviting the young boys, but just that, boys found one lady special enough to consider her sexy instead of considering her as a mother figure (what crap???), like all the other women in the colony! And yes, this lady is always well-aware of her powers and makes some real good use of them too, well, at least boys tend to think like that! 

 How else would you explain aunty’s inviting her most ardent admirer (who would be blushing like a naveli dulhan, just because aunty is there), and make that timid lad sit in her lap! And that! I tell you, causes a lot of baby heart attacks you know! Every young boy of the mohalla wants to impress the aunty with his half-witted, half-developed brain and intelligence, which are usually found in their knees! To be able to hear her talk, smile, and laugh is like being in a paradise! 

And if she showers her attention on you, even if for those pathetic 15 seconds, it is the best day of life! The only sad part in this entire story is, when aunty has to be with her husband! Jealousy shows its true pangs during that time and how badly they want to steal her away from the whole world and run away with her. Alas, that is not to be so and will never happen! (Let’s pray so) It is not to say that such sexy aunties are no longer there! One special lady who oozes her charms and sexuality without even trying, is every boy’s fantasy and still to be found quite easily. 


All you need is the eye to notice her and then fall for her! Trust me guys, just enjoy the sight, and don’t do anything stupid or else the sexy aunty is quite capable of handling voyeurs like you! Do I have your attention or you are already looking at your fantasy? Hello, you there?? Well, just enjoy!